56 posts tagged “gay”
*Other than the one that was painfully dashed when i woke up this morning and read the news from Maine.
So I'm in some type of hotel banquet hall and there's a dessert buffet and I'm piling my plates with Brownies when an instrumental version of "They Way We Where" starts playing. I start to hum along to it and the woman next to me does too. I turn. It's Meagan Mullally from Will and Grace.
We give each other a knowing nod and then start in on a full-out duet. The crowd is eating up and loving us (and I'm neglecting my brownies)! A spotlight shines on entryway of the banquet hall and guess who makes an entrance. No, not Babs but Bernadette Peters!
Normally, I'd be happy to see her. However that's not the case when she starts to steal me and Megan's shine. She totally takes over our song. I leave out in a huff-- with my plate of brownies. Then I hear a hubbub inside. Someone says, "Streisand is here! And Eminem?!"
So I get over my ego and rush inside to see the two. It turns out they're only impersonators. So Meagan, me and Bernadette make nice and finish out the song together while the Babs and Eminem impersonators goof off in the background.
Remember that kids' show "Today's Special" with Jodie, the store display designer, whose either coke crazed or so exhausted from working the late shift that she imagines the security guard she works with is made of felt and she befriends a rhyming rat and a gay mannequin with a magical hat? Toss a newsboy brim on that little fellow and I imagine he'd be just as magical as Jeffery!
What television show do you never miss?
That's a long list-- and it's got even longer with the premiere of Rupaul's Drag Race on Logo last night.
Or should I say Fabulist Friday, since (inspired by Mahoganie) this is a special dedication to rootin' tootin' Sarah Palin. Do you think she could've swayed Joe Merlot with his alternative lifesttyle "choice," if she had broken out into a verse of this song? You bethca!*
*You know, except for the ones who are sticklers for correct word pronunciation and not too keen on folks that flat out declare they're going disregard the rules of debate.
MiM: You know, Pastor. I've gotten over sodomy and that whole bit, but . . .
Minster: But what, son?
MiM: But I still gotta dance!
Minister: Well . . . Psalms does say "Praise him with the timbrel and dancing; Praise him with--
MiM: Awesome! Me and my fag ha-- um, sisters in Christ came up with this awesome routine. Well, me mostly! I like to think of it is Michael Jackson meets Destiny's Child*. And I'm Meyonce!
*Maybe it's because HBO has been running Charlie's Angels to death but does "Renewed Mind is the Key" borrows a bit heavily from DC "Independent Women Part 1". Why can't I be one of those clever people who could mesh this video and that song together?
Because before Anika Noni Rose there was yooouuu in the original Broadway cast of Dreamgirls as Lorrell Robinson. Of course, I wasn't old enough to make up to New York to see that her perform. However I was gay enough to pick up the soundtrack for my mama as Mother's Day gift. I managed to "borrow" it from her on a long term basis, based on the fact that I had more than a few favorite tracks on there. One of my favorites was Devine's divine and gritty take on "Ain't No Party" "Sitting home waiting on a man who ain't comin' ain't no party. No. No. No." Words to live by.
Told you so! Well kinda. It does not look like there's any Twink on DILF action in Hung Country For Young Men, the pornification of No Country for Old Men. And I'm assuming the captive bolt pistol does not make an appearance. Especially since this is a Jet Set Men's production and not a Cazzo* release.
Set somewhere off I-40 in the hot and dusty town of Weed, New Mexico, Hung Country for Young Men tells the tale of drifter (Rocky Houston) who causes havoc for a small town gay sheriff (new hunky Jet Set Exclusive Dylan Wood) when he steals and sleeps his way through the town. Along the way, we meet the owner of the local Roadhouse Saloon (Tyler Saint) who has a sizzling yet romantic scene with his beer delivery guy (Tommy Blade), and three bar patrons (Rod Daily, Trystian Sweet and Kevin Cavalli) who end up in a wild 3 way in the Saloon’s men’s room. The last scene features a climactic—in more ways than one!—encounter between the Sheriff and the Drifter that is as hot as it is surprising!
Blech. Of course now I have visions of Sheriff Bell and Chigurgh vertical dancing in my head.
*If you're not familiar with Cazzo, keep it that way. Stay gold. Just know that it is a German company and some Germans have some unique taste.
