27 posts tagged “dance”
I need Jason Aldean and Kevin Aviance to do a collaboration entitled "She Country/He's Cunty"
I'm sure there's a poor pair of tube socks and stripper pole waiting back home for the one of the right.
MiM: You know, Pastor. I've gotten over sodomy and that whole bit, but . . .
Minster: But what, son?
MiM: But I still gotta dance!
Minister: Well . . . Psalms does say "Praise him with the timbrel and dancing; Praise him with--
MiM: Awesome! Me and my fag ha-- um, sisters in Christ came up with this awesome routine. Well, me mostly! I like to think of it is Michael Jackson meets Destiny's Child*. And I'm Meyonce!
*Maybe it's because HBO has been running Charlie's Angels to death but does "Renewed Mind is the Key" borrows a bit heavily from DC "Independent Women Part 1". Why can't I be one of those clever people who could mesh this video and that song together?
and twenty plus performances of the Nutcracker. Wow!