Felipe Anuel: Before and. . . During

Gayest. Dream. Ever.*

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:20:45 -0500

*Other than the one that was painfully dashed when i woke up this morning and read the news from Maine.

So I'm in some type of hotel banquet hall and there's a dessert buffet and I'm piling my plates with Brownies when an instrumental version of "They Way We Where" starts playing. I start to hum along to it and the woman next to me does too. I turn. It's Meagan Mullally from Will and Grace.

MeganMullally

We give each other a knowing nod and then start in on a full-out duet. The crowd is eating up and loving us (and I'm neglecting my brownies)! A spotlight shines on entryway of the banquet hall and guess who makes an entrance. No, not Babs but Bernadette Peters!

Bernadette_peters

Normally, I'd be happy to see her. However that's not the case when she starts to steal me and Megan's shine. She totally takes over our song. I leave out in a huff-- with my plate of brownies. Then I hear a hubbub inside. Someone says, "Streisand is here! And Eminem?!"

So I get over my ego and rush inside to see the two. It turns out they're only impersonators. So Meagan, me and Bernadette make nice and finish out the song together while the Babs and Eminem impersonators goof off in the background.

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Think I Found My Halloween Costume!

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:50:12 -0400

Whereswaldo

Maybe, if I can find me a red and white hat. I'll be that half-sibling that the rest of the Where's Waldo? Family doesn't like to about because he's not as good at hiding as the the rest of 'em.

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Mall Walking Motivation of the Day Part Two: Rule Number #1- Cardio

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:48:43 -0400

If not zombies, I'm convinced that the well regimented mall mommies are in training to take over the world. Sure chasing after me while pushing a stroller may slow them down a bit, but I gotta have even faster feet and build up my endurance.

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Mall Walking Motivation of the Day Part One: The Blind(ing) (Back)Side

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:37:10 -0400

Seems like with every turn I made in the mall this morning there was this poster staring at me and motivating me to move a little faster.

The-Blind-Side-poster

Because if some sassy Southern loud talking wealthy white lady takes me in (Dear God, Please!!! I's needs a magical white lady in my life!!!) and convinces me that football is my way to better life (or I get an unexpected invite to The 25th Annual White Party), I can't my ass looking as big, broad and bright enough to burn out a stadium full of people's corneas because of the glare. Seriously, you wouldn't think that Sandra Bullock would let herself go like that.

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QotD: Trapped in a TV Show

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:47:07 -0400

If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

Trueblood-mouth2

With all the psycho-sexual issues coursing the streets of Bon Temps, I'm sure there's some chiseled redneck vamp (or shifter) running around with a hankering for a big ole Afro-American fangbanger. If not, I can always shoot the shit with Lafayette and hold his earrings when the need arises.

Lafayette - True Blood

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QotD: Best New TV Series

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:13:28 -0400

What's the best new TV series this fall?

Glee-mark-salling

I'm enjoying Glee featuring Mark Salling, my new imaginary boyfriend, and the hilarious Jane Lynch.

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Mellow Monday: Nat King Cole

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:23:12 -0400

Nat king cole, Nature Boy

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Way Back Wednesday: George Clinton & P-Funk

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:57:18 -0400

"We gotta get over the hump! We gotta get over the hump!"

Bop Gun- Houston 1978

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Twangy Tuesday: Kitty Wells

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 08:39:08 -0400

kitty wells "I Don't Claim to be an Angel"

"Remember when songs left the sluttiness to your imagination?" asked the old fart who just learned discoved the meaning of disco stick*.

*According to definition one, you're just begging for some kinda of rash or some mutant glow-in-the-dark baby.

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QotD: Hard Worker?

nobody@vox.com(Felipe Anuel) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 08:17:50 -0400

Do you consider yourself a hard worker? Based on what?

No. Based on the fact that the better of my work day is spent on ~~Vox~~ (once upon a time . . . ), Facebook (got my farms and my mafia to tend to.), ~~Twitter~~ (over it) and trying to cull down the unwieldy amount of posts in Google Reader. Damn your prolificness, ~~Guys With iPhones~~ (Who knew that many narcissists existed. Hot narcissists for the most part. So I can give 'em a pass) , um Movieline, Dlisted and Towleroad.

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